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Send Your Toys For a Vacation

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Note: Although I’ve already posted this once I’ve decided to do so again since my newly established travel agency for toys needs some more marketing. Please, come and have a look at the gorgeous possibilities we offer for your teddies to enjoy…

 

My teddy has left for a holiday.

After all, he definitely deserved it – he’s been my sweetheart for such a long time.

You may be asking who he’s traveling with.

Well, it’s my new travel agency that I established recently.

I thought I should really let you know about it since you might be one of those people who would like to send their beloved toys somewhere for a wonderful trip and need that ‘someone‘ to arrange all the necessary details.

Please, feel free to enjoy the pictures from the places my teddy has visited…

First of all, it was Paris – shown in the picture above (he looks so incredibly happy there).
 
 

travel agency for toys

Then Egypt – what a wonderful place.
 
 

He was joyously excited over there.

The weather was wonderfully hot, there was a  lot of water around and even some camel riding was possible.
 
 

travel agency for toys

What a pleasure it is to spend time on a beach.

Maybe your teddy will meet his/her long lost relative there.
 
 

travel agency for toys

Is your teddy into adrenaline?

Then why not try white-water rafting?

It’s so stress-relieving.
 
 

travel agency for toys

Oh, and this is something for those who are keen on flying.

What a bliss.
 
 

travel agency for toys

Your teddy also deserves some scrumptious yet healthy food.

Yum!

All-in-all, your precious sweetie will be taken care of with the uttermost attention.

Now I’m sure all of your toy friends definitely want to go too.

For more information (or if you have any suggestions), please, contact me in the comment section.

Meanwhile, I am going to put a bit more thinking into the whole project…
 

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Colorful and True

When this house-sitting mission of mine is over and I come back home I am going to have a giveaway.

I am SO going to have a giveaway!

I just can’t wait.

Though I can’t reveal exactly what the prize will be, I think I am allowed to describe it remotely in a few words. It’s going to be funny, cute, very funny, you can play with it, it resembles the subjects in the picture above but there’s much more and …have I mentioned it’s going to be very funny?

Well, you’ll see.

Back to the shot glasses above now …of course, they belong to my Mom. I suppose you might have gotten used to me chronicling Mom’s colorful stuff during these days when I am defending my parents’ house like a knight in shining armor.

These shot glasses are one of the most funny ones I have ever seen…
 
 

Not only are they wonderfully cheerful and colorful, they also want to reveal little snippets of an avid drinker’s life.

An avid drinker once said: ‘I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM – TWO HANDS AND ONLY ONE MOUTH.’
 
 

He/She has also once been overheard revealing this memorable truth: ‘ALCOHOL DOESN’T CAUSE HANGOVERS, WAKING UP DOES!’
 
 

Oh, and I can totally feel what this person has to say: ‘I’M ON AN ALCOHOL DIET, SO FAR I’VE LOST TWO DAYS.’

In my earlier (read: brain-absent) years, there were a lot of wine diets. They involved a lot of working by day and a couple of wine glasses by night.

And let me tell you, it worked wonders.

Though I’d like to try it again these days, I can’t – my boyfriend just doesn’t allow me.

At least I have the sweet memories to cherish…
 
 

‘ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR!’

I think that if this shot glass had more space for words there would definitely be the word ‘bathroom’ standing right before the word ‘floor’.

I might or might not know a little about that …which might or might not be the reason why I am not a big fan of tequila.
 
 

Another crazy, colorful, head-spinning tour is over, dear friends.

I hope you enjoyed it.

There’s more to come soon …so stay tuned!

With love,

Petra

*hiccup*
 

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